Don’t get it twisted, these joints will get you twisted. Premium indoor flower infused with cannabis oil & coated in kief. We wanted to bring something powerful to the table, our strongest joint. Averaging over 35% THC and available in multiple strains & sizes, this is the one Joint that will get you to Mars quicker than NASA.

[Blueberry x OG Kush]
Indica
Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed
Flavor: Sweet, Berry, Earth
Aroma: Sweet, Berry, Earth

Infused with Cannabis Oil & Kief

Blueberry Kush is an indica strain made by crossing Blueberry and OG Kush. It has a lovely fruity sweet aroma and flavor true to its name, complemented with some light earthy undertones. This strain produces effects that slowly bring on a heavy body sensation, relaxation and relieve stress. Blueberry Kush is a popular choice for evening use, as its dreamy effects will help you float into a deep sleep.

[ OGKB Girl Scout Cookies X Face Off OG BX1 ]
Indica
Effects: Euphoric, Relaxing, Uplifting
Flavors: Sweet, Gas, Floral
Aromas: Sweet, Gas, Floral
Terpenes: ß-Caryophyllene, Limonene, ß-Myrcene

Dosidos is a powerful indica created by Archive Seedbank. This incredibly popular cross of GSC and Face Off OG has more similarities to its cookie parent with glittering trichomes, bright orange pistils, and purple leaves. The combination of pungent sweet gas, rubber, earth, and a slightly floral funky aroma from the classic OG blend perfectly and may provide a relaxing body high that may be somewhat sedative

*Styles, colors, and prices may vary in-store*

[Ice Cream Cake x Grape Pie x Wedding Crasher]
Indica Hybrid

Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Calm
Flavor: Grapes, Cherries, Vanilla
Aroma: Fruity, Creamy
Terpenes: Myrcene, Linalool, Caryophyllene

Grape Cream Cake #3 is an Indica leaning hybrid strain from Bloom Seed Co. This strain offers an aroma and flavor profile living up to the name: fermented grapes with a sweet finish. The buds are large, rounded, and swollen, and the flower has a light green coloration contrasted by light orange hairs and a very thick coat of milky trichomes.

[Wedding Crasher x Kush Mints]
Indica
Effects: Relaxing, Calming
Flavors: Herbal,
Aromas: Spicy, Herbal

Hippie Crasher strain is a captivating indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) made by crossing Wedding Cake x Kush Mints- two iconic cultivars. Hippie Crasher offers a unique experience, blending the best of both worlds with its calming and uplifting effects making it ideal after a long day while still keeping your mind active and engaged. Known for its striking appearance and aromatic profile, this strain is a favorite among cannabis enthusiasts looking for a flavorful escape.

[Alien Cookies x Kush Mints #11]
Hybrid
Effects: Uplifting, Happy, Relaxed
Flavor: Peppery, Gas, Dank, Fruity
Aroma: Sour Fruit, Gassy, Pepper
Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene

Cap Junky is a highly potent, balanced hybrid stain that’s made by crossing Alien Cookies x Kush Mints. With its gorgeous super-frosted buds this super-powered strain hits hard and fast with an instant head rush that floats you into a cloud of euphoria, dizzy happiness and tingly warmth all over. Cap Junky is perfect for connoisseurs and experienced cannabis lovers looking for intense, long-lasting effects that will take them to new heights.

[Ghost Train Haze x Super Lemon Haze]
Hybrid Sativa
Effects: Happy, Cerebral, Energetic
Flavor: Lime, Lemon, Spice
Aroma: Citrus
Terpenes: Terpinolene, Ocimene, Beta-Myrcene

A new Sativa bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two award winning cultivars, Ghost Train Haze and Super Lemon Haze. The result is a clear headed, strong, cerebral Sativa experience with smells and flavors of intense citrus, spice, zesty lemons and limes.

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

*As per the CCC, Total Active THC is to be calculated as follows:
TOTAL ACTIVE THC = D9-THC + (THCa*.877)

*VENDORS USE THIS TO ACCOUNT FOR CURING AND MOISTURE LOSS.

NEW TESTING, SAME GREAT FLOWER.

*Styles, colors, and prices may vary in-store*

*Styles, colors, and prices may vary in-store*

[Girl Scout Cookies x Chemdawg]
Indica Hybrid

Effects: Relaxing, Happy, Euphoric
Flavor: Earthy, Spicy, Garlic
Aroma: Diesel, Garlic, Skunk
Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

GMO produces a euphoric high with mentally uplifting effects. Consumers say Garlic Cookies promotes an incredible body high that leaves you feeling relaxed and free from pain. In large doses, this strain may lock you to the sofa and make you feel sedated. As a descendent from Girl Scout Cookies, you can expect louds flavors from Garlic Cookies, like a diesel aroma and a garlic-forward taste.

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