[Banana Jealousy x Super Lemon Haze]
Hybrid Sativa
Effects: Happy, Uplifted, Energetic
Flavor: Floral, Earthy, Pine
Aroma: Lemon
Terpenes: Terpinolene, Caryophyllene, Ocimene

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines an old school Sativa classic, Super Lemon Haze with a modern-day Hybrid Banana Jealousy. The strong lemon candy Super Lemon Haze flavor perfectly meets the sweet, earthy, creamy smell and flavor of the Banana Jealousy.

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

*As per the CCC, Total Active THC is to be calculated as follows:
TOTAL ACTIVE THC = D9-THC + (THCa*.877)

*VENDORS USE THIS TO ACCOUNT FOR CURING AND MOISTURE LOSS.

NEW TESTING, SAME GREAT FLOWER.

[Snow-G x Bad Girl]
Hybrid

Effects: Uplifting, Calming, Euphoric
Flavor: Sour, Citrus, Gas
Aroma: Citrus
Terpenes: D-Limonene, Beta-Caryophyllene, Beta-Myrcene

Crafted by Twenty 20 Genetics, So F’n Gassy delivers an earthy jet fuel experience through its Snow-G (Sour Snow x San Fernando Valley OG) and Bad Girl (GSC X The Whip! Bx4) parentage. A powerhouse hybrid for seasoned smokers, it combines earthy jet fuel flavors with a sour musk, providing peace, happiness, relaxation, and energy. Versatile in its effects, it can reduce pain, tension, and stress. Fans of SFV OG will appreciate the characteristics of So F’n’ Gassy.

[ Mendo Breath x Lemon Tree ]

Sativa
Effects: Uplifting, Relaxing, Focused
Flavor/Aroma: Sweet, Fruity

The Dirty Sprite strain is celebrated for its balanced effects, offering a harmonious blend of cerebral stimulation and physical relaxation. This makes it an excellent choice for a variety of users, whether you’re looking to unwind after a long day or seeking a burst of creativity for a project.

{GMO Cookies x Kush Mints}
Hybrid
Effects: Creative, Relaxed, Sleepy
Flavor: Sweet, Kushy, Minty
Aroma: Minty
Terpenes: Beta Myrcene, Beta Caryophyllene, Limonene

Expect couch-locking, face-melting chillaxation on this new indica hybrid weed strain, OMG. It’s a play on “GMO,” one of the dominant cultivars of 2022. A cross of GMO Cookies x Kush Mints, yielding a crazy-strong combination of both. GMO genes dominate in this cross, The OMG marijuana strain tastes astringently sweet, kushy, and minty, with powerful, heady, day-melting effects.

[Grape Pie x OG Kush]
Indica
Effects: Calm, Relaxing, Happy
Flavor: Sweet, Fruity, Grape, Vanilla
Aroma: Sweet
Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene

Dulce De Uva is a weed strain made from a genetic cross between Grape Pie and OG Kush. This strain has a sweet and fruity flavor that resembles a grape candy with a hint of vanilla.

[ Snake Cake x Dual OG ]
Hybrid
Effects: Happy, Relaxing, Energetic
Flavors: Sweet, Fruity, Banana, Berry
Aromas: Fruity, Peppery, Earthy, Banana
Terpenes: Humulene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

Bananaconda is a favorite among hybrid lovers for its soothing, stoney high and long-lasting effects that will have you settled down and ready to get to sleep in no time. The high comes slithering in pretty quickly, filling your mind with a happy, hazy sense that pushes out essentially any thought to speak of, replacing it with happy, heady nothingness.

This bud has a sweet and fruity banana berry flavor with a punch of spicy black pepper upon exhale. The aroma leans on the spicier side, with hints of black pepper and fresh earthy bananas

[Northern Lights #5 x Shiva Skunk]
Sativa
Effects: Creative, Energetic, Focused
Flavor: Pine, Spice, Earthy
Aroma: Piney
Terpenes: Beta Myrcene, Beta Caryophyllene, Humulene

This infamous sativa dominant strain is made by crossing Northern Lights #5 and Shiva Skunk. It’s known for its uplifting and energizing effects with flavors of pine and spice.

[Grape Ape x Flo]
Hybrid
Effects: Calm, Relaxing, Uplifting, Creative
Flavor: Fruity, Floral, Grape
Aroma: Fruity, Floral
Terpenes: Limonene, Linalool, Myrcene

Riverbank Grape is a hybrid strain that is known for its unique grape-like aroma and relaxing effects. This strain is a cross between the strains Grape Ape and Flo, resulting in a bud with a fruity and floral flavor profile. Riverbank Grape is typically characterized by a calming and relaxing body high. At the same time, this strain also has some uplifting effects that can enhance mood and creativity.

Riverbank Grape is known for its potency, making it a popular choice among experienced cannabis users looking for a strong and long-lasting experience. This strain may also have some appetite-stimulating effects, making it a good choice for those looking to increase their appetite. Overall, Riverbank Grape is a flavorful and potent strain that is enjoyed by many cannabis enthusiasts who appreciate its unique grape-like flavor and relaxing effects.

[ Wedding Cake x London Pound Cake ]
Indica Hybrid
Effects: Euphoric, Focus, Uplifted
Flavors: Berry, Cherry, Fruity
Aromas: Flowery, Fruity, Sour
Terpenes: Linalool, Limonene

Cake Mix is a Indica dominant hybrid created through a potent cross of the delicious Wedding Cake X London Pound Cake strains. This celebrity child boasts a mouthwatering flavor that will leave you begging for more after just one taste. Each toke brings on flavors of sweet nutty cake accented by touches of fruity cherries and creamy citrus. The aroma is very similar, although slightly sour and flowery at times.

[Agent Orange x Slimer OG]
Sativa
Effects: Uplifting, Energetic, Happy
Flavor: Tangy, Earthy, Orange, Lime
Aroma: Citrus, Earthy
Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

This strain can brighten up your day. It is deliciously tangy and earthy with notes of fresh oranges and lime. With a smooth and flavorful smoke, it will leave you feeling uplifted and energized. Dayglow is perfect for getting things done with a smile.

[Runtz x (Grape Pie x Miracle Alien Cookies)]
Indica Hybrid
Effects: Uplifting, Relaxing, Calm
Flavor: Sweet Grape, Gas, Musky Earth
Aroma: Floral, Gassy, Sweet
Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool

Spritzer is an indica-leaning hybrid crafted into a premium live rosin disposable, offering bold flavor and smooth, solventless potency. Each hit delivers a burst of sweet grape, gas, and musky earth, with floral undertones and a clean, gassy finish. Expect a euphoric uplift followed by a relaxing, full-body calm—perfect for winding down with flavor-forward intensity.

[Grand Master Kush X Banghi Haze]
Hybrid

Effects: Euphoric, Calm, Relaxing
Flavors: Grape, Lime, Gas
Aromas: Fruity, Gas
Terpenes: Myrcene, Terpinolene, Pinene, Limonene

Expect an initial big heady euphoria before it cascades into a warming, tranquil body buzz, taking over from head to toe. As time begins to turn into one of those slow-motion action scenes, you’ll quickly be finding yourself horizontal on the closest piece of furniture available. Sweet dreams!