[Irene OG x East Coast Sour Diesel]
Sativa Hybrid
Effects: Energetic, Happy, Creative
Flavor: Diesel, Skunk, Herbal
Aroma: Peppery
Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, and Caryophyllene

A note from the geneticist: “I made these last year for Fully Cooked Seed Company and found this keeper pheno. With the help of a few friends, we narrowed it down to this cut. 70% Diesel and 30% Kush, the smell is skunky, gassy with that peppery diesel funk, followed up with some of that menthol cough drops from the Irene.”

[Backcross of MAC]
Hybrid

Effects: Calm, Happy, Energetic
Flavor: Blueberry, Citrus
Aroma: Berry
Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene

Bred by Capulator, MAC1 (aka Miracle Alien Cookies X1) is a backcross of MAC. The undeniable visual appeal of its frosty, rock-hard buds is reinforced by the nuanced complexity of the nose. Strong notes of blueberry and citrus peel assault the senses and make this strain a must smoke for seasoned consumers and newcomers alike.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

[ GG4 X The White ]
Hybrid
Effects: Euphoric, Relaxing, Happy
Flavors: Sweet, Sour, Gas
Aromas: Skunk, Earth, Glue
Terpenes: Beta Caryophyllene, Limonene, Beta Myrcene

Elmer’s Glue by Relentless Genetics is a potent hybrid cultivar made by crossing the clone only Gorilla Glue #4 from the late Joesy Whales and was hit by a reversed The White.

The resulting offspring seem to be dominated by the glue’s side while adding heavy trichome coverage from the resinous The White. The green and very sticky buds are on the smaller side, clinging together in dense pebbly clusters.

A dank earthy scent wafts up with each grind with a lurking sour-sweet aroma and eye watering fumes of diesel.

[Unknown Cross]
Indica
Effects: Euphoric, Creative, Happy
Flavor: Cactus, Pear, Apricot
Aroma: Fruity, Earthy
Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

Prickly Pear bursts forth with the sweet symphony of flavors of cactus, pear, and apricot flavors – creating a fruity fiesta. Like an earthy encore after a desert rain, the aroma adds a ‘pear-fectly’ charming twist. The Prickly Pear high is a slow dance with euphoria and creativity – promising a sociable soirée for your senses.

Infused with Cannabis Oil & Kief
Sativa
Effects: Euphoric, Uplifting
Flavor: Sweet, Citrus, Earthy
Aroma: Sweet, Citrus, Earthy
Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene

Maui Wowie (not Maui Waui) is a classic sativa whose tropical flavors and stress-relieving qualities will float you straight to the shores of Hawaii where this strain originated.

Beginning in the island’s volcanic soil, Maui Wowie has since spread across the world to bless us with its sweet pineapple flavors and high-energy euphoria. The strain offers a citrusy, earthy and sweet aroma, well aligned with its flavor profile and origins.

Lightweight effects allow your mind to drift away to creative escapes, while Maui Wowie’s motivating, active effects may be all you need to get outside and enjoy the sun.

Don’t get it twisted, these joints will get you twisted. Premium indoor flower infused with cannabis oil & coated in kief. We wanted to bring something powerful to the table, our strongest joint. Averaging over 35% THC and available in multiple strains & sizes, this is the one Joint that will get you to Mars quicker than Elon Musk.

[Raspberry TK x Mango Chow Mein #5]
Hybrid
Effects: Calm, Happy, Relaxed
Flavor: Raspberry, Fruity, Sweet
Aroma: Berry
Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, and Pinene

Raspberry Mango TKO inherits the delightful taste of ripe raspberries from Raspberry TK, infusing each inhale with a burst of fruity goodness that lingers on the palate.

But it is the influence of Mango Chow Mein #5 that adds an extra layer of allure to this strain, introducing a sweeter tone that sets it apart from the traditional Chow Mein flavor.

[Lemon Royale x Guava Raspberry Guru]
Hybrid
Effects: Calm, Energetic, Happy, Relaxed
Flavor: Citrus, Fruity, Floral
Aroma: Orange, Lavender, Hops
Terpenes: Limonene, Beta Myrcene, Linalool

Illikoi by Swamp Boys Seeds, crosses Lemon Royale x Guava Raspberry Guru. Beautiful flowers thick with trichomes that are primarily green, with some purple hues throughout.

The flavor profile is complex, with a lemon forward, pink, raspberry, lemonade almost bright fruit sharpness, with a dank, musky, mothball, durian background on the exhale that coats the pallet.

A very pleasant smoke where the flavor comes through all the way down the joint and changes in complexity as it burns, coupled with a balanced potent high makes it a go to for us.

[ The White x Triangle Mints ]
Sativa Hybrid
Effects: Happy, Relaxed, Energetic
Flavor: Fruity, Sweet
Aroma: Pine, Fruity, Gas
Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene

A sativa-leaning hybrid that’s an S1 creation of The White x Triangle Mints. It offers an intense cerebral experience, inspiring creativity and providing the energy to tackle tasks with enthusiasm. The buds are visually stunning covered in trichomes, and exude a pleasant aroma of pine, earth, and subtle fruit.

[Miracle Alien Cookies x Colombian x Starfighter]
Hybrid
Effects: Uplifting, Focused, Relaxed
Flavors: Diesel, Herbal, Sour
Aroma: Herbal, Pungent, Spicy
Terpenes: Terpinolene, Beta Caryophyllene, Limonene

Pre-Roll (+): Crafted with premium A-grade buds that are hand-selected for the highest quality.

[Unknown Cross]

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[Raspberry TK x Mango Chow Mein #5]
Hybrid
Effects: Calm, Happy, Relaxed
Flavor: Raspberry, Fruity, Sweet
Aroma: Berry
Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, and Pinene

Raspberry Mango TKO inherits the delightful taste of ripe raspberries from Raspberry TK, infusing each inhale with a burst of fruity goodness that lingers on the palate. But it is the influence of Mango Chow Mein #5 that adds an extra layer of allure to this strain, introducing a sweeter tone that sets it apart from the traditional Chow Mein flavor.