[Cookies n Cream x Secret Weapon]
Indica Hybrid

Effects: Creative, Uplifting, Sleepy
Flavor: Chocolate, Nutty, Sweet
Aroma: Herbal
Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

A potent and creamy cross between Cookies & Cream and Secret Weapon, Oreoz is beautifully crafted with dark amber pistils, dark leaves, and heavily coated with thick trichomes.

This strain has a distinguishable aroma reminiscent of campfire s’mores, with delicious bits of nutty chocolate and pungent diesel. The high begins with a boost of cerebral effects, filling your mind with a long-lasting relaxed sense of happiness.

Manufactured by Glorious Cannabis.

Looking for a gummy bursting with flavor and feels? Look no further, Choice Chew’s Watermelon Kush has what you’re looking for!

Ingredients: Corn Syrup, sugar, water, gelatin, citric acid, pectin, natural flavors, natural colors, cannabis extract

Brace yourself for a flavor fiesta with pronounced cakey and doughy aromas, followed by a gassy finish that ties it all together like a perfectly baked masterpiece. The buds are so dense and frosty; they look like they’ve been rolling in powdered sugar and glitter – a sparkly green dream with just a hint of rebellious purple streaks. But beware, this cake is wild and does bite!

[Ghost Train Haze x Super Lemon Haze]
Sativa Hybrid
Effects: Happy, Cerebral, Energetic
Flavor: Lime, Lemon, Spice
Aroma: Citrus
Terpenes: Terpinolene, Ocimene, Beta-Myrcene

A new Sativa bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two award winning cultivars, Ghost Train Haze and Super Lemon Haze. The result is a clear headed, strong, cerebral Sativa experience with smells and flavors of intense citrus, spice, zesty lemons and limes.

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

*As per the CCC, Total Active THC is to be calculated as follows:
TOTAL ACTIVE THC = D9-THC + (THCa*.877)

*VENDORS USE THIS TO ACCOUNT FOR CURING AND MOISTURE LOSS.

NEW TESTING, SAME GREAT FLOWER.

[Girl Scout Cookies x OG Kush}
Indica Hybrid
Effects: Relaxed, Creative, Sleepy
Flavor: Bakery, Vanilla, Chocolate
Aroma: Chocolate, Sweet, Rich

Cookie Monstah is known for its rich, dessert-like aroma and potent effects. The aroma is a mouthwatering blend of sweet cookies, vanilla, and a hint of earthiness, evoking the scent of fresh-baked treats. Cookie Monstah delivers a balanced high, offering a euphoric cerebral lift followed by a relaxing body buzz, making it perfect for unwinding after a long day or enhancing social occasions. Ideal for cannabis connoisseurs, this strain offers a flavorful, indulgent experience.

[(Biscotti x Sherb Bx) x Jealousy]
Indica

Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Creative
Flavor: Pungent, Soap, Floral, Gas
Aroma: Pungent, Gas

Let the magic of this indica-dominant strain elevate your mind and captivate your senses. Sweet and citrusy, this strain sparks your creativity and lights up your inspiration.

[Sour Diesel x Strawberry Cough]
Sativa
Effects: Euphoric, Relaxed
Flavor: Sweet, Strawberry
Aroma: Sweet, Strawberry

Infused with Cannabis Oil & Kief

Legacy strains Sour Diesel and Strawberry Cough are crossed to produce Strawberry Sour Diesel, a fruity Sativa with a diesel kick. On the smoke, the terpene profile offers a sweet, candied strawberry note with minor floral accents for the inhale, while the exhale turns sharp with a citrusy pine and diesel gas aftertaste. This stimulating Sativa kicks off with a brightening cerebral high and gentle euphoria that spreads quickly to the body, eventually settling in for a relaxed yet uplifting after-high. Our new on-the-go strain.

Sativa Hybrid

Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Stimulating
Flavor: Berry, Earth
Aroma: Berry, Earth

Blue Dream is a well-known cannabis strain profile that combines sweet berry flavors with earthy undertones. It is celebrated for its balanced effects, offering both relaxation and gentle stimulation.

[Grape Pie x Jet Fuel Gelato]
Hybrid

Effects: Happy, Calm, Relaxed
Flavor: Sweet, Fruity, Gas
Aroma: Sweet, Gassy
Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene

A balanced hybrid that provides stress-free and uplifting effects. Expect a happy and stimulating full-bodied onset leading to a peaceful state of calm and relaxation. Great for the end of day when it is time to kick back and relax without the couch-lock.

*Unknown Lineage*
Hybrid

Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Hungry
Flavor: Cheese, Gas, Fruit
Aroma: Cheese, Gas, Fruit

*Unknown Lineage*
Hybrid

Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Hungry
Flavor: Cheese, Gas, Fruit
Aroma: Cheese, Gas, Fruit

[Motorbreath x Grandpa’s Breath]
Indica Hybrid
Effects: Relaxed, Calm, Happy
Flavor: Earthy, Spicy, Savory, Diesel
Aroma: Funky, Skunk, Gas
Terpenes: Myrcene, Humulene, Caryophyllene

Hot Rod is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Motorbreath X Grandpa’s Breath strains.

Those of you who don’t like a pungent flavor or smell, keep moving. Hot Rod combines the best of some of the stankiest buds, creating a smell that will more than likely leave you gagging.

It blends together rotting skunk with dank spicy diesel and fuel for a truly acrid smell that is not for the weak of heart. The flavor isn’t quite as intense, following a light earthy profile with a hint of spicy savory diesel as you exhale. The Hot Rod high follows the same burning intensity as the aroma, smashing through your mind and body before leaving you dozing in its wake.