[ Chem i-95 x GMO ]
Sativa Hybrid
Effects: Calming, Relaxing, Energizing
Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Skunky
Aromas: Herbal, Garlic
Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, Pinene

Dirty Taxi is a sativa-dominant hybrid weed strain made by crossing Chem i-95 with GMO. Dirty Taxi effects are reported to be more calming than energizing. Reviewers say it makes them feel happy, relaxed, and euphoric. Consumers find this strain is best enjoyed during the late afternoon or in the evening. The flavor of Dirty Taxi tastes earthy, pungent, and skunky.

OG Kush Phonotype
Indica Hybrid
Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Happy
Flavor: Earth, Pine, Citrus
Aroma: Earth, Pine, Citrus

Triangle Kush high hits you first with an uplifted rush of energy that you can feel behind the eyes. You’ll experience an increase in focus that’s slightly heavy as well, bordering on making you stoney. A relaxing body high comes next, washing over you in warming waves, leaving you feeling almost like you’re floating on air.

[Jack Herer x Lemon Kush]
Sativa Hybrid
Effects: Uplifting, Social, Creative
Flavor: Lemon, Spice, Pine
Aroma: Lemon, Spice, Pine
Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene

[Super Lemon Haze #119 x Han Solo Burger]
Indica Hybrid
Effects: Calm, Relaxed, Happy, Uplifting
Flavor: Spice, Garlic, Citrus
Aroma: Spicy, Earthy, Citrus, Hazy
Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene

A unique offering in the new Super Lemon Haze #119 release. We used an amazing clone of Han Solo Burger, a high THC% workhorse from Skunkhouse Genetics and crossed it with our Super Lemon Haze #119. This led to a combination of old and new school genetics with truly opposite aroma profiles.

The acrid, skunky, earthy GMO and Larry OG Kush lineage of the Han Solo Burger mixed with the spicy, hazy, citrus from the Super Lemon Haze #119 led to a truly original new creation. Expect dense flowers with purple hues, large plants with big spear shaped tops and that get huge even with a short vegetative growth cycle.

[Triangle Kush x Sour Diesel BX3 F4]
Indica
Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Happy
Flavor: Diesel, Earthy, Pungent
Aroma: Pungent, Diesel
Terpenes: Myrcene, Humulene, Caryophyllene

This strain brings heavy body relaxation paired with a great mood. Perfect for a night in or a relaxing smoke session.

Indica x Sativa
Effects: Happy, Relaxed, Calm, Energetic
Flavor: Minty Cookie, Sweet Watermelon, Citrus, Tropical
Aroma: Minty, Sweet, Citrus
Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

A merry-go-round of distilled bliss with a spicy kick balanced by a soft, floral finish. It’s energetic yet comforting, daring yet smooth. Buckle up, take a hit, and enjoy the ride.

Do Si Do is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the potent Girl Scout Cookies with Face Off OG. It has a sweet addicting minty cookie flavor that you won’t be able to get enough of

Melonade bursts with vibrant notes of sweet melon, citrus zest, and creamy tropical fruit, creating a refreshing and mouth-watering profile. The smoke is smooth and candy-sweet, finishing with a hint of tangy lemonade.

Switch hits with your mood. Dual chambers in one unit so you can rotate strains with a click and find the vibe that hits right. Premium oil, individual atomizers, gravity-fed tanks, and curated strain pairings for the ultimate two-in-one experience.

[Donny Burger x Banana Jealousy]
Hybrid
Effects: Calm, Relaxed, Happy, Energetic
Flavor: Fruity, Earthy, Pine, Funky
Aroma: Banana, Earthy, Pine, Funky, Garlic, Skunk
Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool

Burger Jealousy: A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent hybrid with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong but balanced, calm, and relaxing experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end.

Gluten Free

Our premium Dark Chocolate Bars are expertly prepared in our Happy Valley kitchen, using sustainably sourced, single-origin 55% dark chocolate from Ecuadorean Republica Del Cacao—a Valrhona Chocolates partner.

Happy Valley Chocolate is accurately dosed and available in 20 servings per package, 100mg THC total (5mg THC per square).

Ingredients: Sugar, cocoa liquor (cocoa mass) from Ecuador, cocoa butter, emulsifier (soy lecithin), natural vanilla extract, lecithin (sunflower), contains 2% or less of: sea salt, thc (co2 oil).

[Donny Burger x Banana Jealousy]
Hybrid

Effects: Calm, Relaxed, Happy, Energetic
Flavor: Fruity, Earthy, Pine, Funky
Aroma: Banana, Earthy, Pine, Funky, Garlic, Skunk
Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool

Burger Jealousy: A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent hybrid with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong but balanced, calm, and relaxing experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end.

Mango Ice [Mango x Vanilla ICE]
Indica x Hybrid
Effects: Relaxed, Calm, Happy
Flavor: Mango, Citrus, Spicy, Skunk
Aroma: Skunky, Tropical
Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene

Mango Ice -is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the powerful Mango X Vanilla ICE strains. Best known for its amazing flavor, Mango Ice has a super sweet and fruity tropical mango flavor that’s accented by sour citrus and spicy skunk. The aroma is on the heavier side of the spectrum, with. a potent skunky overtone accented by sweet tropical mangoes and sour citrus. You’ll be fully relaxed from head to toe and pretty immovable at times in this state. A happy heady boost accompanies this feeling, helping you to feel lifted and sociable, ready to chat.

Fruit Fusion
[Unknown Cross]
Effects: Relaxed, Calm, Happy
Flavor: Mango, Pineapple, Berry
Aroma: Tropical
Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene

Fruit Fusion- Prepare to be whisked away by the dazzling blend of tropical fruits that dance upon your taste buds. The essence captures the essence of ripe mangoes, zesty pineapples, and succulent berries. Its a balanced and invigorating experience. It commences with a cerebral uplift, igniting your creativity and infusing a sense of euphoria. This mental invigoration is beautifully complemented by a gentle body relaxation, leaving you in a state of tranquil bliss.

Switch hits with your mood. Dual chambers in one unit so you can rotate strains with a click and find the vibe that hits right. Premium oil, individual atomizers, gravity-fed tanks, and curated strain pairings for the ultimate two-in-one experience.

[Skunk Phonotypes]
Sativa Hybrid

Effects: Uplifting, Energized, Happy
Flavor: Skunky, Zesty Lemon, Citrus
Aroma: Skunky, Lemon
Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

Lemon Skunk is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain. This classic strain is known to produce energizing effects with a mellow high. In terms of flavor, Lemon Skunk is skunky with a pungent aroma and exceptionally zesty lemon undertones. Lemon Skunk effects are fast-hitting and provide instant feelings of buzzy energy that leave you feeling happy.

[Space Cheese x Astrodawg]
Indica

Effects: Sleepy, Relaxed, Happy
Flavor: Funky OG, Leather, Cheese, Dried Lime
Aroma: Burnt Sugar, Funky Cheese, Durian
Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene

Wave Rider crosses Space Cheese, with Astrodawg created by Fat Cat Seeds. Growing like a dense squat pre cookies OG, she really brings back some memories for us. Super dense buds with triangular bracts, stacked tightly and very light lime green in color. Bringing back some old funky gym socks. cheese. and durian fruit flavors. Backed with a strong Kush and OG aromas makes for a super pleasant thick smoke. Coupled with the effects that made us all fall in love with cannabis back in the day. What more do you need?