[Unknown Cross]
Sativa

Effects: Calm, Happy, Uplifting, Energetic
Flavor: Ripe Apricot, Floral, Sweet
Aroma: Sweet, Floral, Gassy
Terpenes: Linalool, Limonene, Caryophyllene

This sativa opens with ripe apricot and a soft floral sweetness before settling into a light, gassy finish. Bright and juicy on the inhale with a smooth, aromatic profile that’s easy to reach for whether you’re winding down or staying social.

[Faceoff OG x Gary Satan]
Hybrid

Effects: Uplifting, Relaxing, Calm
Flavor: Pine, Lemon, Diesel
Aroma: Gas, Funk, Lemon

When the legendary “gas” of the West Coast meets the wicked potency of modern exotics, you get Faceoff OG x Gary Satan. This hybrid is an absolute powerhouse, designed specifically for the “heavyweight” smoker. It combines the face-numbing intensity of the classic Faceoff OG with the complex, savory, and sulfurous funk of Gary Satan (a standout Gary Payton cross)

The smoke is thick, expansive, and “chewy.” On the inhale, you get the unmistakable earthy pine and lemon fuel of a true OG. The exhale, however, shifts into a salty, umami-rich finish that tastes like charred herbs and gassy diesel. It is a flavor that lingers on the tongue long after the joint is out.

[Mai Tai #4 x Gello]
Indica

Effects: Relaxation, Calm
Flavors: Spicy, Sweet
Aroma: Pumpkin, Gingerbread, Orange Peel
Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene

This strain has a happy high that also is very relaxing, making for a great late afternoon smoke to take the stress of a long day away. Bred from crossing Mai Tai #4 by Gello.

[GMO x I-95]
Sativa Hybrid

Effects: Uplifting, Focused, Relaxed, Calm
Flavor: Diesel, Chem, Sour Earth, Rubbery Fuel
Aroma: Diesel, Chem, Sour Earth, Rubbery Fuel
Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

A cross of GMO x 1-95, boasting a GMO forward flavor with notes of diesel, chem, sour earth, and rubbery fuel.

Delivers a fast-acting cerebral rush, mood elevation, and a giddy, focused euphoria that transitions into a calm, balanced body relaxation without heavy couch-lock.

[Chemdawg X Biscotti]
Indica Hybrid

Effects: Calm, Happy, Relaxed
Flavor: Sweet, Fruity Plum, Spicy Black Pepper
Aroma: Sweet, Spicy
Terpenes: Linalool, Humulene, Myrcene

The flavor is on the sweeter side of things, with a fruity plum taste accented by hints of spicy black pepper. The Egg Roll high will hit you quickly, beginning with a subtle tingle felt behind the eyes and in the forehead. This tingle will soon begin to spread throughout the rest of your body, leaving you feeling buzzy and relaxed.

[OG Kush x F1 Durban]
Indica Hybrid

Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Uplifting
Flavor: Sweet, Earthy, Minty, Doughy
Aroma: Sweet, Earthy, and Minty
Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Humulene

The blueprint for the modern exotic era, GSC is a California heavyweight that redefined the game in the early 2010s. This award-winning cross serves up a legendary blend of sweet, doughy goodness and earthy spice, delivering a punchy euphoria that eventually settles into waves of total physical relaxation.

[Strawberry Fields x Haze]
Sativa

Effects: Energetic, Inspired, Creative
Flavor: Fresh Strawberry, Skunk, and Berry
Aroma: Sweet
Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene

Bursting with sweet strawberries and a hint of skunk, Strawberry Cough delivers an uplifting, euphoric experience that sparks joy and creativity. True to the name, this iconic sativa leaves a light, airy headspace with every inhale that can make even seasoned consumers cough. Strawberry Cough is here for those seeking energy, inspiration, and a taste of nostalgia in every inhale.

[MAC 1 x Galactic Warheads]
Sativa Hybrid
Effects: Calm, Relaxed, Uplifting
Flavors: Fruity, Earthy, Earthy
Aroma: Blueberry, Floral, Earthy
Terpenes: Limonene, Linalool, Beta Caryophyllene

A new hybrid bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics that brings together two of the most visually striking and aromatically complex cultivars on the menu. MAC1’s legendary trichome coverage and nuanced blueberry, floral, aroma meets the sour candy sweetness and deep, dank earthiness of Galactic Warheads. Dense, frost-covered dark purple flowers with magenta highlights make the bag appeal impossible to ignore. The experience is potent but well composed, uplifting, and clear headed at the onset, settling into a calm, relaxing finish that never feels heavy-handed.

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

[Lemon Oz x Trop Cherry]
Sativa Hybrid

Effects: Uplifting, Happy, Calm
Flavor: Lemon, Creamy, Berry
Aroma: Lemon, Creamy, Berry
Terpenes: Limonene, Terpinolene, Caryophyllene

Lemon Balm delivers a smooth, balanced experience with sweet berry flavors layered with a creamy finish. Its light, easygoing effects create a pleasant uplift that feels mellow and enjoyable, perfect for staying relaxed and smiling without slowing down your day.

[Unknown Cross]
Sativa

Effects: Calm, Happy, Uplifting, Energetic
Flavor: Ripe Apricot, Floral, Sweet
Aroma: Sweet, Floral, Gassy
Terpenes: Linalool, Limonene, Caryophyllene

This sativa opens with ripe apricot and a soft floral sweetness before settling into a light, gassy finish. Bright and juicy on the inhale with a smooth, aromatic profile that’s easy to reach for whether you’re winding down or staying social.

Infused flower with kief and distillate

Hybrid
Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Sleepy
Flavor: Sweet, Berry, Grape
Aroma: Sweet, Berry, Grape

Elevate your experience with our handcrafted Moon Rocks. starting with dense, high-quality Bostica flower, layered in smooth distillate, rolled in premium kief, and finished with carefully selected Blueberry terpene for a bold, aromatic finish.

Berries. The blue ones. The type that explode with sweet, nectarous juice under the smallest squeeze. The kind that smell so good, it’s almost impossible to eat them. Blueberry blend is as delicious as it sounds.

Hybrid

Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifting
Flavor: Earthy, Berry, Citrus
Aroma: Earthy, Berry, Citrus

Introducing Rainbow Belts, the ultimate mood lifter in a fruity package. Each bite bursts with sweet fruitiness, complemented by a tangy sensation that tantalizes your taste buds. Feel the euphoria wash over you, leaving you talkative, giggly, and ready to embrace the joy of the moment.